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L]o[sT_a1
 January 27th, 2007 1:37am #1L]o[sT_a1
Regular (23)

alright well, i started one of these on just about every league except gaycd so yeah if you wanna battle some one or just put some rhymes in here, go for it. i like to rap battle vs people so if any one wants to battle me lemme know and we can get this shit started, or just spit 1st GO GO GO
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L]o[sT_z1
 January 28th, 2007 2:39pm #2L]o[sT_z1
(1)

steak aint good without the a-1
so albert stays dipped in sauce and they come
GooN
 January 28th, 2007 2:43pm #3GooN
Regular (6)

okay ill try, never tryed to rap before.

dEiFy your a wiggah i wanna kick ya, you smell so very much of dick your an fucking ugly prick
i saw your pick wow thats wick'd, all those pimples and that face made me fell a thing wors than hell.

lmao i think ill stop now i suck at this shit:D
xS.Deify
 January 28th, 2007 3:00pm #4xS.Deify
Hacker (10)

Goon you're a fucked up lookin euro, after suckin' my dick you should consider me your hero
I may have 1 pimple, but I had yo girl so simple, one quick cock tease and she all over me with ease.
Sit yo fat ass down and step back, english skills is what you lack, the only skill you have is lickin my sack.

yawN~
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GooN
 January 28th, 2007 3:03pm #5GooN
Regular (6)

bravo! that was rather funny:D
L]o[sT_z1
 January 28th, 2007 3:31pm #6L]o[sT_z1
(1)

i have really big nipples
i love lookin at water ripples
so come and give me a hug
i dont have cooties except i might tug
on ur long stick that is during intercession
so much dick i got filed for possession
xS.Deify
 January 28th, 2007 3:39pm #7xS.Deify
Hacker (10)

Jon likes my bone, can't get enough of that sweet tone, said "hasu you're god's clone".
Get back down on your knees ho and start suckin, my pubes in yo teeth seems like you be pluckin, manicure my pubes, bend over i wont be usin lube so hold on tight, ill be thrustin with all my might.
Bitch.
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L]o[sT_z1
 January 28th, 2007 4:13pm #8L]o[sT_z1
(1)

i would like ur bone if u actually had a one
ur only clone might be michael jack-SON
i know ur white and u must live in a trailor
one of them nerdy whimps asking for their inhalor

u musta made a mistake wen u included my name
u aint got no sweet tone bitch ur rhymes are lame

so u need to get on ur knees and shout
jons the king.. aight im out
L]o[sT_a1
 January 28th, 2007 8:29pm #9L]o[sT_a1
Regular (23)

BoNeS :
i would like ur bone if u actually had a one
ur only clone might be michael jack-SON
i know ur white and u must live in a trailor
one of them nerdy whimps asking for their inhalor

u musta made a mistake wen u included my name
u aint got no sweet tone bitch ur rhymes are lame

so u need to get on ur knees and shout
jons the king.. aight im out



LMFAO HASU GOT OWNED ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
NICE JON NICE

LOL AND HASU GOT A LIL BETTER
TIME FOR THE KING BITCHES


lawl the fob actually busted a joke
he be doing to my dick what he doing to that coke
he says he like the feeling when it goes down his throat

and hasu if a guy sucked your dick, why would you share it?
no one wants to know about that prick, and your baby karrot
im actually laughing at this cuz its kinda funny...
the 1st time hasu hugged a chick he got a chubby



BAPED thx
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L]o[sT_z1
 January 28th, 2007 8:38pm #10L]o[sT_z1
(1)

LOLOLOLOL the baby karrot one was hella funny
xS.Deify
 January 28th, 2007 8:50pm #11xS.Deify
Hacker (10)

Idk what you so proud of, you're a spic, that makes ALL girls sick
You almost drowned in the river trying to swim across the boarder, and it was all for a measly quarter.
Trim my hedges, instead of you hoppin fences and ledges, suck my gooch while i tap yo girl's cooch
you dirty ass immigrant, you're barely worth a cent.
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L]o[sT_a1
 January 28th, 2007 8:57pm #12L]o[sT_a1
Regular (23)

coming from the hick with his trialor full of shit stains
he fuels the fire in his kitchen through propain
your trailor dont even have a shower
you put 3 V6 betteries for you power

no tv all you got is a dishwasher and a toaster
you eat roadkill and you call that coasher
you got a mullet and your missing half ur grill
you go to jack-in-the-box sndays to get a 3 for one deal
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XiLe.MaLiCe
 January 28th, 2007 9:10pm #13XiLe.MaLiCe
Regular (12)

Hasu your doing preety good some of that stuff was funny.
"Your born weak, you die weak, what you do INBETWEEN is your choice"~a Smart man
L]o[sT_a1
 January 28th, 2007 9:14pm #14L]o[sT_a1
Regular (23)

look at xile.malice he be sucking on deifys phallus*
he thinks hes tough shit cuase hes in exile
the order is best to worst, get in single file
your at the end of this isle

your mod no gives a fuck
now you got more dicks to suck
keep that title dont bother playing VGT
when it comes to clans urs was the worst on SC


* phallus = fancey way of saying penis
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WeezyF.Baby
 January 28th, 2007 9:20pm #15WeezyF.Baby
Regular (1)

albert u spit on this site think ur cool,
ur a emo and a beaner in other words a tool
u talk shit to hasu and call him a hick
when ur the one hittin on his gf over the internet, stupid spick

go back to the feilds i need some fruit
shut ur beaner ass up put ur rap's on mute
ur so bad at all this why do u do even rap
when u open ur mouth all that comes out is crap

ima give u some advice u need to stop spitting
once u read this ull prolly be quitting
hell all of us will be benefiting

next time u wanna spit ask me first
ya cuz thats just like how it works
L]o[sT_a1
 January 28th, 2007 9:27pm #16L]o[sT_a1
Regular (23)

you need some fruit? what you on a diet?
i guess anything with sugar you gonna try it
you go to BK and this bitch has a usual
he has BK written down 5 times on his schedual

this bitch needs to get out and play some sports
if the bitch sprited he wouldnt even make it half court
the only thing coming outta your mouth is food chunks
he calls dipping his nuggets id BBQ sauce a slam dunk

fucking fat ass get outta here with your fun pack
he'll be on the news as californias youngest heart attack
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L]o[sT_z1
 January 28th, 2007 9:35pm #17L]o[sT_z1
(1)

he cant across the border he didnt pay the fee
cmon now ill kick u in ass like jet li

geez zack earlier u mowed my lawn and thanks
go sleep in the air port like tom hanks

im so quick and fast u cant take a hit from my elbow
yea thats right go hide in ur pueblo
but u might need some really quick help thoe
go ask ur bestfriend ..miguel?.. pedro?
L]o[sT_a1
 January 28th, 2007 10:00pm #18L]o[sT_a1
Regular (23)

jon was on the news, jon was on the news
he was molested by the guy on blues clues

"we were playing it wasn't abuse"
"thats a birthmark on my ass not a bruise"

they slept in the same bed late last night
"i felt a poke but he said it was his flash light"
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WeezyF.Baby
 January 28th, 2007 10:02pm #19WeezyF.Baby
Regular (1)

how did u no i call it a slam dunk
and by the way im 20% fat 80% hunk
Albert what are u? 50% emo and 50% beaner?
i already won this battle and victory couldnt be sweeter

cuz kid u got nothing on me
just write cute and take out the E
and cut urself u lil emo queer
u dont like pussy u like it in the rear

so just take it albert just bone a guy
dont matter what u say ur gay from august to july
ill end this all here ill just say goodbye
do us all a favor plz just dont reply
xS.Deify
 January 28th, 2007 10:08pm #20xS.Deify
Hacker (10)

I own I own all here
I whipe my shit on your face and smeer
I own I own all here
You're all fugly just look in the mirror
I own I own all everywhere
All of you ask for my dick, well the answer is I don't share.
I own I own your mother
After having me she said, "i love you, you're like no other".
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