zT League Champions

SCD 15 Event 3 Champion: Blade[zT]

[spoiler]Finally, zT's most anticipated event has arrived.  No, Mike's sister is still not single (I'll understand if Luis, Darren, Keith, Chris, Josh, Cam, and Nick all stop reading at this point). Coming a close second is the crowning of zT's first League Champion, Russ aka Blade[zT]! Taking SCD, otherwise known as the Sexually Contracted Diseases league, by storm, Russ put on a show for the ages.  Left in the dust during his thrilling run to a 67-24 record were the likes of xS.Marine, hero.scvn, jiSu[LighT] and the always tough, iMpacT.GravE.  However, more than just winning a league or who he beat in doing so, is the person Russ put in his place once and for all.

Mr.  Self-proclaimed PvT extraordinaire, aka La.MyeS, I give you your kryptonite...the Blade
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zT Top VGT 23 Performers

~VGT 23 was the first season that the Clan Standings were put into use.  Every season zT recognizes those who ranked A3 or higher with a humorous write-up.

MiMeTiC[zT]- Luis, the Mexican invasion from the Spanish nation! Finishing a respectable B1 in BW 1v1 with an overall record of 24-17, he was zT's biggest threat in the ladder.  Not surprising considering the lethal combo of being Mexican + hacking + BW! However, Luis' contributions don't stop there.  He did even better in the SC 1v1 ladder with an A3 rank and 2-1 win ratio with an overall record of 43-22.  Congratulations comrade :)

Blade[zT]- As if zT's roster wasn't already stacked, we added the anti-Sener, Russell! With lifetime fans HorizoN[zT] and GsXr[zT] furiously cheering him on, Russ compiled an A3 rank with only a 29-14 record, a testament to his PWNSAUCE skills.  Currently ranked #1 in SCD, will zT crown its first league champion? Or will ex-zT member and renowned PvT extraordinaire La.MyeS take the title? Stay tuned!

Elfen[zT]- Another late addition to the zT family is one of our 2 Tony's (just one Mafia-sounding name wasn't enough). Known as much for his candid humor as he is for his impeccable skills, Tony finished 18th overall on the SC 1v1 Ladder with an A3 rank and 72-54 record.  Don't let his near 1-1 win ratio fool you though; when he's on, he can go on just as much of a hot streak as the other resident flamer, FiRe-God aka StoRk[zt].

cLuTcH[zT]- Darren, aka the Gingerbread Man, showcased a side of his repertoire few have witnessed: the art of 1v1.  Putting to rest for good that he's nothing but an above average 2s player, Darren laid waste on his fellow VGT players with an ending A3 rank and a 50-34 record.  Will he continue this surprising run, or are his critics' talk of a fluke season an unfortunate truth? Only time will tell.

zT Top VGT 24 Performers

~As a clan zT finished third overall in the Clan Standings with a rank of !

Blade[zT] - Russ's second season representing zT far surpassed his first.  His fans, HorizoN[zT] and GsxR[zT], however, remained the same (They couldn't obs every game because Russ's fat ass lagged everyone's net =/)! Russ compiled a great record, in the the SC 1v1 Ladder, of 52-13 on his way to a rank (This was the last season where this was the highest rank possible!); doing this earned him #5 in the Ladder.  His achievements for VGT 24 did not stop there.  Russ showed off a side of him that many never seen before.  He finished #4 in the SC 2v2 ladder.  This was Blade's first time ever consistently playing in 2v2 league games.  The fake beaner finished with an rank on his way to a respectable 71-41 record (Often carrying AkMaH[zT] along for the ride)! As if that wasn't enough, he also competed for the first time in the BW 1v1 ladder.  Blade put up an rank with an outstanding 31-5 record on his way to #12.  Never playing BW in his career makes this doubly impressive.  Amazing season Russ (and congrats on your well-deserved MOTM); maybe your slightly increased apm will burn some of those calories, fatty!

AkMaH[zT] – Who’s liberal hippie#2 by day and a nerdy Al Qaeda member by night? None other than our glorious leader Mike! Finishing this season with an impressive 83-52 and struggling to overcome the overwhelming urge to reset his record every 10 seconds, this terrorist climbed up the 2v2 SC ladder, all the way to the prestigious rank… err… for a few minutes… before tumbling down a few rungs, but still seizing a 5th place finish overall, at the highly respectable rank of . The journey to the top of the ladder was a turbulent ride though.  It took much power abusing (link to ABUSE), fake afking (especially when the legendary dog[g]father was around), apm spamming, and dick sucking/bribery so that Russ wouldn’t ditch him for a useful partner (now you know who the real zT boss is). How’s your back Russ?
Not only did Mike make a mark in the 2v2 ladder this season, he also decided to flaunt his hidden secret: his gosu 1v1 skills! To avoid drawing too much attention to himself and to avoid revealing all his unbeatable strategies, he let Kyle (Requiem[zT]) take the crown and settled as tournament runner-up (BOTA), beating the revered fan-favourite infa)Chelsea, the intimidating forum admin Zoink, and fearsome arch admin Exquisite[nK]. Will Mike decide to finally unleash his terror on the VGT 1v1 ladder some day? Only time will tell.Congrats and well done this season, Mike! Let’s get that rank finish next season!

Killians[zT] - One of zT's most tenured members returned from inactivity this season to make a statement in the BW 2v2 Ladder.  Killians has been well known on SC BW and this season he proved why he is constantly around the top of the standings.  Keith is currently #3 in the all-time BW 2v2 Power rankings at 157-56; a testament to his consistency in the ladder.  This closest Canadian played high quality competition all season on his way to an rank.  Keith used a solid 75% winning percentage (44-15) to claim #2 in the ladder.  zT would have probably been crowning our second league champion if Clan SilenT didn't perform some last day pub stomping to claim the top spot.  Keith also proved that he is a threat in the Original 2v2 Ladder.  He put up a 20-4 record, 83%, to finish with a respectable rank of . Congratulations Keith; great season! (We will be looking for you at that top spot next season)

MiMeTiC[zT] – Luis, the token Mexican, has come from the border, hurdling all the competition to earn an rank in the BW 1v1 Ladder; he did this with a gosu record of 43-22. With his running skills, he was able to steal the 35th rank and continue dominating his fellow VGT gamers.  This sexy beaner also put up a respectable rank in the SC 1v1 ladder with a 77% winning percentage (23-7). Luis could have done even better this season if he was not forced to take a sudden break from SC.  We missed you Luis and are glad to see you back (also glad to know everything worked out for you)! With his skill, Luis has continually shown why he is one of best players in Zero Tolerance.  MiMeTiC has been in zT almost as long as anyone and has always represented the clan with style.  This is his second season in a row making zT's Top VGT Performers! Tu madre es mi puta pero muy bien en VGT amigo ^^.

MaseN[zT] - Mason, or if you want to use his e-name -- MaseN, was a late addition to the zT family.  This liberal hippie wasted no time proving why he was such a valuable pick-up! MaseN finished with an rank and a record of 46-27 on his way to #36 in the SC 1v1 Ladder.  MaseN probably could have done even better if he didn't waste so much time listening to his beloved Rush (Boss) Limbaugh and Sean Hannity =/. Mason was especially concerned when Limbaugh was rushed to the hospital (This is when he went inactive for a week claiming that he was sick; don't let him fool you -- if you don't understand why this is funny then GO TO HELL =))! Mason is now #16 in the all-time SC 1v1 Power Rankings at 111-64; this makes Mason our highest ranked member in the power standings (A top player for many seasons)! The Hippie also finished with an outstanding record of 25-4 on MaseN2[zT]; just missing A3 (Get raped by m3mO on the last day less!). MaseN has big plans to improve upon this already impressive season.  We look forward to seeing what you can do! Congrats on a solid first season with Zero Tolerance!

ShOcK[zT] – Mr.  E-thug himself has blitzed the zT gaming scene, leading the 2v2 pack with an outstanding record of 56-33; he earned an rank on his way to #10 in the Ladder! (Top 5 next year?) Victor was another late addition to the zT family, but he wasted no time showing that he intended on improving our 2v2 lineup! These accomplishments came from having no life and never letting go of his keyboard when he sleeps at night.  We all know we need comfort at night and Victor has found his (I joke, I joke; or do I? ;)). Not only did he earn a top 10 spot in SC, but he also did a great job in BW; finishing with a record of 33-16 in the BW 2v2 Ladder.  Victor has also shown that he is no stranger to BM (We don't call him Mr.  E-Thug for nothing!). ShOcK will not hesitate to back up zT's or his own skill when it is called into question (A flattering personality trait indeed)! Congrats Victor on a great first season with the clan; keep it up!

Elfen[zT] - Tony, or should I call him BigSexy, has once again proven why he is considered one of the most skilled players in Zero Tolerance.  Elfen was able to finish #26 in the SC 1v1 Ladder with a record of 65-47! Tony was able to do this without even playing the last 12 days of VGT (MASS DECAY AHH)! Do not let Elfen's 58% winning percentage fool you! He is, without question, one of the most skilled players on bnet.  His unique strategy matches his unique personality that we have all come to love.  He also constantly plays the top competition possible.  Just check out his 1v1 Personal Standings. Tony often plays the likes of MaFia.KeleVRaN-, xS.Marine, xS.JiNcHuURiKi, etc.  His personal favorite top gamer to clash with is MaFia.HasH (They played each other 23 times this season alone)! Congratulations on another great season "BigSexy," your unique sense of humor and playing style is always welcome in zT :)!

zT Top VGT 25 Performers~!!!

zT had an up and down 25th season of VGT! Clan drama, members leaving, poor recruiting (cough), and inactivity were just a few of the obstacles the clan faced.  zT was able to finish, despite all that, #5 in both the SC and BW Clan standings.  Great job on another above average showing.  Here are the write-ups to recognize the top performers from our clan in season 25; well deserved. . . keep it up guys!

Blade[zT] - Surprise Surprise, Russ has made the list for top zT performers for VGT 25! Russ once again showed off his consistency.  You don’t believe me? Just check out who is #11 in the Sc 1v1 Power Standings; yup fatass himself with a record of 156-52.  Blade put up another outstanding season representing zT; reaching #9 for the 1v1 SC Ladder.  He did this with a ranking of and a record of 50-18 (74%). Russ shut up his critics (not the dicksuckers tho =/) by proving he doesn’t only play pubs to get his high ranks.  He played everyone and anyone; Hardy, Moon, M3mo, Day, etc… who could forget that ZvP win against Hardy? Russ did not continue playing 2v2 this season ( ranking last season), but he intends on tackling both the Sc and Bw 2v2 ladders next season.  Congratulations on another outstanding season Russ! Hopefully you will be able to compete with the top gamers someday; of course I’m talking about Chelsea and the best 2s player ever, Dogshit!

Sven[zT] - This Mexican… opps I mean Peruvian*, wasted no time making an impact for zT.  Jose competed in numerous clan battles and tore up both the Sc and Bw 1v1 ladders.  Jose once again proved that he is a force in Bw.  Sven finished #4 in the ladder with an impressive record of 60-20.  He is #2 overall in the all time Bw 1v1 Power Rankings with a record of 144-57.  Sven also showed off his 1v1 Sc skills that few have ever seen before.  He climbed all the way up to #15 in the standings with a record of 40-14 before focusing on Bw again.  Great first season with the clan Jose! We hope you have many more representing zT! Can his corto puto boyfriend DiNkO[zT] put up the same type of performance? Only time will tell!

ToRqUe[zT] - Clint, or Clit as he is better known as because of his large Clit that sort of resembles a small penis (Stop hitting on my sister! She isn't a lesbian goof!), finally proved that he can compete in VGT! With a lot of SPAMMING and pub bashing ;) ToRqUe finished VGT 25 at #34 in the Sc 1v1 Ladder; 35-12.  Great showing Clint! We always knew you had it in you (cough reset whore cough)! Hopefully this young Canadian (poor guy =/) can repeat, or perhaps improve upon this great performance.

Arith[zT] - No this is not a typo.  Pubith was actually one of the top performances for zT during season 25! Chris, who has always been one of zT’s top performers in clan battles, showed everyone that he can still compete in the ladder when he wants to (Also proving that he is good for something other than supplying the clan with steroids; don‘t roid rage because of this please, you scare us(sike)!). Chris finished the season #36 in the Sc 1v1 ladder with a record of 51-41.  Do not let the 55% win percentage fool you! When Arith is on he can compete with anyone on Bnet! Chris has been one of the most loyal members of the clan since it was created.  He has done a lot of good for the clan behind the scenes, but finally decided to shine some spotlight on himself.  Thanks for everything you have done and congrats on an outstanding season!

Biip[zT] - Why the hell did AkMaH try to recruit Biip for so long (since he was in Xile @ East)??? If you weren’t impressed with Rob’s first season in zT (12-10 for 2v2?!?!?!?!… impressive I know!). Biip finally proved that AkMaH wasn’t a complete idiot for recruiting him! He finished #45 in the SC 1v1 ladder with a record of 27-6 (I know right.. Pub bash lessss). I did not think a French Canadian was capable of doing well in anything! Congrats on reaching for the first time Rob! Too bad zT’s resident dick sucker has decided to take a break from SC; I was expecting a rank from Rob in Sc 1v1 next season, oh and an actual winning record in 2s!!!!!!!!


zT Top VGT 26 Performers~!!!

~zT had a down year based on what many expect for this clan.  Inactivity was a major factor in this, but zT still managed to be more than competitive in both the SC and BW ladders (Top 5 in BW and top 10 in SC.  We look forward to earning a top 3 finish for VGT 27.  Here are your top performers for VGT 26, good job guys!

Blade[zT] - Russell didn’t compete as much this VGT season as he did in the past (stupid Magestorm or w/e the fuck that game is!!!), but he still managed to become one of zT’s Top VGT Performers for the fourth straight season in a row.  This anime loving nerd managed this impressive feat by finishing on his way to a 24th place finish and a 75% winning record of 38-13.  Russ has continuously proven that he is not only one of the best players in zT, but one of the top gamers on FPM.  If you don’t believe me just take a look at the all time SC 1v1 Power Standings; Russ was #7 169-58 (74%) by the end of VGT 26.  Russell has promised us a more active campaign for VGT 27; in both 1s and 2s, let’s hope his promise is kept (Hope your move goes well; mostly because we are Selfish! :)). Either way, it is almost a given that we will be seeing Blade back on zT’s Top Performers for the fifth straight season!!! Great season Russell… another strong performance representing zT.

MaseN[zT] - MaseN has always been considered a top gamer in the FPM community, but people have often questioned his loyalty.  He has now put together several impressive seasons representing zT, answering the critic’s questions about his loyalty.  This season Mason was able to crack the top 10 in the BW 1v1 ladder (#10) by compiling a 54-31 record.  If that wasn’t enough he also proved yet again that he is a valuable asset on the SC 1v1 ladder as well.  This stoner barely missed getting by some untimely losses and decay.  He was still able to finish with a solid record of 50-29.  Mason also proved that he could compete in both the SC and BW 2v2 ladders, finishing a respectful in both.  We still think Mason is capable on improving off his impressive past seasons, but he has proven more than enough already. (He wastes too much time watching Fox News and campaigning for the Tea Party to have enough time for SC!!!)

Ryuuk[zT] - Sai would stop at nothing to be a part of zT’s Top Performers for VGT Season 26. (Pub Bashing, Dick Sucking, Abusing, Dodging, etc (Typical German)). Many people recognize this Nazi as a formidable 2v2 player, but most underestimate his above average 1v1 skills.  Tarek aka “Sai” aka “StarTrek” aka “HEIL HITLER” showed off his often overlooked 1v1 skills by finishing #19 in the BW 1v1 Ladder.  Sai put together a 37-14 (73%) record on his was to this feat.  Sai is probably the most well-liked German in this history of the World.  Don’t let his strong, angry German accent fool you.  He is a big softy!!! Don’t be surprised if Ryuuk improves upon his strong showing in VGT 26, he is one of the most underrated players in the community.  Ryuuk has also proven his importance to the clan; he was recognized by most zT members as being more than deserving of a council spot; which he received when a council member retired.  Great season Sai we all look forward to seeing how you can improve on this performance.  We also hope that you realized not all Americans are assholes and that you will spare us when you retake Hitler’s goal of controlling the world.

zT Top VGT 27 Performers~!!!

~We were able to bounce back after somewhat of a down 26th season.  The addition of a few key contributors along with more activity from everyone propelled zT to a third place finish! Thanks to everyone in the clan, and as always here are the 'write-ups' to recognize those who helped in a BIG way!

Whoosh[zT] - Danny, aka Jew Fro, came close to repeating as VGT SC 1v1 Champion in his first season representing zT.  He also came close to 'quitting' sc... err... kind of.  Danny claimed that he was bored with SC and would no longer be playing competitively.  He came back, however, when he saw NbK.1s2s3s- at the #1 spot.  I would like to personally thank hacker ass Kim for bringing Danny back to SC!!! (even though everyone knew he would be back anyway!) Whoosh was fading out of contention, but came back with vengeance by using his notorious mass gaming and pub bashing techniques; Hey! These methods helped him win two previous seasons! (Season 26 and Season 24). Danny finished Season 27 at #2 in the Standings.  He did this by, once again, achieving the very difficult rank with 4,570 points and a 150-60 record! He came up a disappointing 150 points short of repeating as champion (MaFia.KeleVRaN- came back to SC and took the title). This season, along with his other strong showings, has Whoosh currently at the #2 spot in the Power Standings with an overall record of 551-218.  Whoosh didn't stop there! He continued helping the clan by placing #32 on Whoohx2[zT] with a record of 43-14.  Danny also showed off his outstanding 2v2 skills this season (18-14, LOL)! Congrats on another great season Gook.  We are glad you decided to come back to SC, and hope you continue raping VGT while representing zT!

Blade[zt] - Russ is once again one of the top performers for zT in VGT (big surprise, I know)! This marks the fifth consecutive season where Russ has managed to make the HOF.  He has, undoubtedly, been the most consistent zT member in VGT, as well as in Clan Battles (You all can blame him for me never getting around to the Top Point Scorers in Clan Battles; I always get sick of counting up all of his points x=)! Blade participated much more often than he did last season.  He has once again proved that he is not only one of zT's most skilled players, but that he is one of the best in VGT altogether.  Russ was able to crack the top 10, #9, by finishing 79-31 with 4,008 points.  This showing would normally be good enough for a top 5 finish, but VGT had a surge of activity; with 13 players finishing or higher.  Russ still would have been able to achieve another top 5 finish (or even better), but his season was cut short by vacation.  Russ was, of course, also involved in much drama during the season.  The most notable of which was MaFia.hesiNg's Bo9 Challenge. This is another example of other gamers accusing Russ of dodging (when he plays anyone) and questioning his skill. Hesing was probably shocked when Blade quickly accepted and then proceeded to beat him 5-1 in the series (7-2 for the season), including an impressive TvP win.  I guess some people will never give this fat fuck the credit he deserves.  Blade also contributed by finishing #46 37-13 on Blade2[zT]! It is highly unlikely to see a zT Top Performers list without Blade being apart of it, but is it possible that this will happen now that Blade has a Mrs.Blade? Only time will tell.  Congrats on, once again, another amazing season representing zT Russ!!!

Kyuby[zT] - David was a mid-season addition to the zT family! He was able to put up his best showing during VGT 27.  Kyuby may not be able to speak English very well, but he certainly proved that he is capable of competing with the top gamers VGT has to offer.  He finished this season by rounding out the top 25.  David finished #25 with a record of 103-88.  He may have only maintained a 54% winning percentage, but he did so by playing absolutely anyone; including Whoosh[zT] (way to take your own clan's points Danielle)! David finished the season strong by winning 5 games in a row.  His strong finish tremendously helped the clan.  We look forward to seeing Kyuby build on this great first season in zT.  Hopefully we can get to know you better, and perhaps teach you some English in the process as well x]!!! Congrats on a great VGT 27 David!

OaxOaix[zT] - Clitoris took VGT 26 off, but he came back for this season and wasted no time picking up where he left off.  Well, he wasted some time, and by some I mean a LOT! He eventually, however, got back into gaming and greatly helped the clan in the process.  This Canadian Prick (Canada sucks... what? I'm serious) was able to build off his finish in VGT 25 by finishing #33 46-14 this season!! Clint played many more top players this season, but got back into his pub bashing ways to finish strongly with a +14 streak.  This strong season has placed Clint #14 in the overall Power Standings with a 81-26 record.  We look forward to seeing you continuously play top gamers to see what you can do (We know that you get nervous since you're only 13, its okay)! Clint has always been a valuable member of zT and has often been the person I go to before making decisions.  Thanks for being a loyal and important member of the clan for so long, and congrats on a great season! Keep it up and maybe you will find yourself in some CB lineups =)!!!

HaBibi[zT] - Fagthom finally returned to Sc after taking over a year off! He created zT with me back in 2009... it's great to have you back Zach.  HaBibi started off by showing that he can still compete with anyone in 2v2.  Fathom was in the top 5 for most of the season, and finished #8 with a record of 47-21.  He did so while parting pubs like NOUR (lol =) you really thought I would do an entire write-up without bashing on Nour!?!?). It took Zach a bit longer to get back into 1v1 but after much frustration (and the rarely seen Ginger rage) he hit his stride.  Fathom was able to finish #62 in the SC 1v1 Ladder with a record of 42-24.  This is far from how Fathom is used to performing, but it is much better than most people could do after taking so much time off.  Hopefully Zach starts enjoying 1v1 like he used to (What? I'm selfish). Welcome back to Sc Zach, and congrats on your great season.  Maybe I should buy and send you some hair dye for all of your efforts... nah, once a ginger always a ginger!!

MaseN[zT] - Mason has once again made the HOF for zT.  This time, however, it was strictly for the BW Ladder.  He kept zT in the top 10 of the BW ladder almost entirely by himself for the majority of the season.  Not only that, but his consistent BW play convinced more members to get active in the ladder.  Hopefully this trend will continue in upcoming seasons, and zT will become more competitive on BW! Mason started off season 27 by doing something he is not known for... playing 2v2! Mason almost immediately started playing in the BW 2v2 Ladder and did quite well.  He, in fact, almost became the second zT member to win a league title.  Mason finished the season #2 in the solo standings; he was #3 until Cordon.B)L( was found out to be a notorious hacker, lol! (only 14 points away from #1, ouch =(). Masen was able to place #2 by finishing the season 45-24.  Maybe Mason's newly found 2v2 skills will find their way to the Original ladder as well! Masen also showed off his more known ability, 1v1! Masen was able to take the 18th spot in the standings with a record of 47-18.  His consistency in the Bw ladder was also shown by his outstanding 26-3 record on MaseN2[zT]. This hippie seems to always find ways to help out his clan.  I understand that it is getting increasingly difficult to talk to and comprehend this burnout, but make sure you attempt to thank MaseN for his efforts! Hopefully Mason will be able to put the pipe down long enough to play some more games this season.  Congrats on an outstanding season Mason (The only zT member to make the HOF for BW this time around)!!!