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zoi[nK]
March 8th, 2010 11:22pm #1zoi[nK]
Regular (27) - NKzoink.683

*The Fastest Possible #19

3/08/10



Table of Contents
Cover Story.......................1
Head Admin Update.………2
League Update………..........3
Blizzard News....................4
Recent Flaggings...............5
Threads of the Week.........6
Picture of the Week...........7
EA Interview……………….......8



Free Beta Key
By Beavo

In case you havnt heard VG is hosting a contest with the grand prize being a free SC2 beta Key. Its a very simple contest that any one can enter, although i hink Nova put it best when he said
Anyone from SCD that does not have their account banned or deleted are eligible to be highly discriminated against.

But in all seriousness all you have to do is create an original idea for a UMS, and which ever one our almighty dictator Spartan[nK] likes best will get a free SC2 key. He has not set an actual date yet, but that hasnt stopped members from posting their ideas. The threads are slowly pouring in and i expect when kris sets an actual date they will pick up. When posting your idea all you have do to is make a thread in the new SC2 Section.

I know i will be entering the contest, there has been some creative entries thus far and no doubt there will be some strict competition. Personally i hope you all loose and dont enter so that key will be mine <3

Here are a few examples for people looking to get started :)
VIRUS
Zombie Survival
King of the Hill V1.0
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Beta Updates
By eXqUiSiTe

Remember to keep yourself updated on all of the SC2 BETA happenings by checking out the SC2 Beta Thread. You can quickly access this information by clicking on the highlighted yellow "SC2 Beta" object on the right side of the main menu bar.

Interesting topics in the past week included:
VG SC2 Beta Tournament
The VG Beta participants are looking to host a small tourney. If you have a copy of the Beta and want in, sign up before the spots fill up.

SC2 Resolutions
Is there an issue with the the way Blizzard has implemented the resolutions for SC2? Check out the differences.

Another Patch! Patch #3
Blizzard is staying committed to the Beta so far and has released yet another patch in an effort to balance things out. Most of the updates in this newest patch focus on balancing out the Terran race (most notably their upgrades).

Check out the SC2 Beta thread for more interesting updates and discussions.




A message from SA’s
By Why[STFU]

I have some words of advice to all of you hackers, want to be hackers and repented players.  Those of you who have repented, I hope you got off your hacking addiction and can remain pure and innocent, enjoying the game properly like the rest of us do without any unfair advantages.  Good job if that is the case.  To the rest of you who are somehow involved with hacking, stop... now.  With the growing anticipation and excitement of the soon to be released SC2, this is a better time than ever to stop your devious and corrupt ways.  Everyone's bashing on Blizzard for delaying SC2 to go work on their Warcraft titles, WILL BE FORGIVEN; however, your hacking will not.  While you may be lucky enough to get a repented tag on your name for whatever reason, Blizzard offers no such concessions.  It should suffice to say, with the new renovation of the Battle.net system and the way all of your games will be tied to one account, a foolish mistake such as hacking will not just weigh heavily on your credibility, but it will weigh heavily on your wallet.  When hacking, you are not just spitting in the faces of all those who developed the game to be played a certain way.  You are doing it to your opponents, to your allies and to the admins of the league who take enormous amounts of time and go to great lengths to provide a fun, FAIR and unhindered gaming experience for everyone, including you.  Why would you obstruct this? Do not WASTE your time hacking, you may be able to climb the ranks for a while, but inevitably you WILL be caught and you WILL be held responsible for your actions.

Please take a second to mature as a gamer, but more importantly as a person.  Stop hacking, at least show yourself and others this decency.
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Reminder: We’re back!
By eXqUiSiTe

It's pretty simple this week. VGT26 and VAL9 have begun. VGT26 and VAL9 will run from March 8th until April 23rd which gives everyone the usual 6 weeks to prove their mettle.

If you haven't found the maps yet, you can find them by going to your League Hub (VGT:BW or VGT:SC) and clicking on "Maps" on the menu bar. Remember that the League Hub also contains information that pertains to the start and end dates of each season, so when the end of the season nears, you will know where to look to find this information at a later date.
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Starcraft 2 Beta waves: Keep em’ coming
By zoINK

You may or may not be aware that Blizzard is constantly adding new players to the SC2 Beta. The first wave was of course right when the Beta was announced and players from Blizzcon as well as site invites and special keys handed out to specific people all started to download the new client. A few people that had opted in received keys as well.

The second wave was small and perhaps unnoticed, although it was released the 23rd of February. This was once again for a group of individuals who had opted in on their bnet accounts and were lucky enough to have their system specs noticed by Blizzard.

The third wave was perhaps most noticeable to many individuals as many more of you were lucky enough to receive an invite. In fact, we know that there are a few individuals on VG that just recently started playing.

A Blizzard employee has recently stated that they have plans for the beta to last at least 3 months, and if the past means anything, Blizzard also has a tendency to release games very shortly after the Beta, pinning the release date for SC2 somewhere in the summer.

A word of caution though. There are a few cases of emails being sent out that look exactly like the beta invite emails but are in fact scams made so that you can give out your real Blizzard account info. Pay attention to where the email is being sent from if you do receive it, and MANUALLY go to log in to the blizzard log in so that you can be sure that you are not being scammed.

Its still not too late to opt in, and we may see a lot more opt in waves within the next month, so good luck to all of you in getting your key!

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Any sympathy for Pannicbutton?
By zoINK

No one really likes him, in fact, many think that he is quite possibly the dumbest poster on the site. Some however, find his brand of comedy funny, so like always, there’s bound to be controversy when a mute is issued.

The controversy is not necessarily that many people don’t agree with the flagging, because for starters, not many people even knew who Anti[A]nxiety was, yet many people disagree with the way some admins don’t give a reason when they issue and approve a flag.

The dreaded “We have our reasons” leaves many users disappointed, yet most don’t realize that it is set to default when a flag is issued. This means that you either get this message, or get nothing. Still, it only takes a few seconds to give a reason as to the flagging, and it stops most users from complaining, so lets try to do that from now on.
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Koi’s Threads
By zoINK

Pictures/videos speak louder than words. At least that seems to be the philosophy of one of our Editorial Admins, koi[nK]. You probably noticed that he’s been on a recent spur of topic posting, yet he hasn’t written a single thing with them.

That’s right, 5 new topics with no text whatsoever. Is that even allowed? Who knows, but the reason he’s able to do that is because the pictures and links he lists are pretty comical. In fact, they’re probably better without words so keep on doing what you do. Here’s a list of his most recent topics for you to enjoy.

Obama
Ice Tea
Hitler Ipad
This needs to happen more often
Truth
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Pic of the week
By Beavo

Well when i came across this picture in the photo gallery one thing came to mind .... Jailbait. Posted by one King-Javs good to know some one other than Cam still picks up high school girls.

Well good sir i have only one reply to that




Interview with zoiNK
By Koi


koi[nK]: I'm here with our #1 man, zoi[nK]. Also known as Hector.  Editorial Admin and currently the highest ranked player from VG in the SC2 Beta.  How are you today Hector?
zoi[nK]: I'm well, Mondays are boring because its back to school, but overall I'd say I'm pretty good.  Yourself?
koi[nK]: I'm doing alright, Mondays are boring for me cause I do nothing all day :P So, I gotta ask.  Why so pro?
zoi[nK]: If you're refering to my sc2 skill I don't know lol.  I wouldn't say I'm pro or anything, but SC1 low money mechanics do transfer over.  If you play Iccup at a high D+ or so your mechanics should be good enough to get you into platinum.
zoi[nK]: If you're talking about something else, you'll have to be more specific :-)
koi[nK]: Haha; you know what I'm talking about ;)
zoi[nK]: I sure hope so.
koi[nK]: So anyways, What do you think you like most about SC2?
zoi[nK]: I'd have to say that Protoss has really gotten some great new additions and cute micro tricks to their race.  Whoever was designated to design that race did an excellent job.  They really were able to balance new additions and spells but they still were able to keep that futuristic Protoss feel.
zoi[nK]: Other than that, I just love SC2 as a competative RTS.  The game is constantly evolving and theres always ways to improve.  Things that were working 2 weeks ago are obsolete.
koi[nK]: Yea, People are definitely figuring out the best ways to do things already.  Not to mention the nerfing.  I have to agree with you on Protoss, I just love the looks, and the new units.
koi[nK]: Is there anything that just really ticks you off about it?
zoi[nK]: Zerg has become a lot less micro intensive and is more noob friendly.  There 1 spell caster is in most situations not worth it, and all other spells like drop creep and spawn larva are more defensive/economical so you dont see them in battle.  Not to be cliche, but it feels like its 1a2a3a4a in most Zerg battles at the moment.  Lings/Hydras/Roaches/Mutas/Ultras have no spells and they are the backbone of the Zerg army.  Sure there is some positioning and target firing to do, but its just not as interesting as the other races at the moment in my opinion.
koi[nK]: Yea, I agree.  I never got into zerg that much when I was testing out the races.  It's just not as fun.
koi[nK]: Whats your favourite new unit to the game?
zoi[nK]: probably the Sentries or Queens.  But I guess the queen isn't technically new, its just completly different.
koi[nK]: True, although the name is the only thing that remained the same pretty much lol.  Sentries are fun.  Prove very useful early game, haha.  What do you think is the most useless new unit?
zoi[nK]: I'm tempted to say Infestor, althought Phoenix and Corruptors are pretty close seconds.  Reapers have more and more lost their place as the metagame has developed as well.
koi[nK]: The new patches pretty much killed Reapers.  Haha. I've had some use for Phoenix's late game sometimes.  Only in 2's tho.
koi[nK]: How do you think this game will do when those purists who think it looks too much like WC3 get to actually play it?
zoi[nK]: To be honest, I've never played WC3, so I really can't compare the 2 games.  However the most common complaints from people who havent played seem to be that the game looks too cartoony or that there is more specific focus on individual key units that make the game less "mass" focused and more "small battle style". The game does look a bit cartoony in the lower settings I'll admint, but as soon as people start getting better computers and 2-3 years from now most people will be able to play on higher settings, no ones going to be complaining anymore.  Before the beta came out, a lot of people were complaining that the game was too slow, but anyone who has played the game knows its the exact oposite lol.  And there is definitely a lot of mass battles just like in SC:BW.

I think the critics will be in for a big surprise once they play it.  Ive heard close to no complaints about a SC2=WC3 from people that have actually played the Beta.
koi[nK]: Same here, In fact I've heard complaints actually opposite of that, from people who have only played wc3, who just get overrun by how fast the game is haha
zoi[nK]: Yea, well in the end its just another RTS.  WC3 as well as SC players have a strong advantage over the majority of beta players at the moment.
koi[nK]: Very true, Mainly SC players though :)
koi[nK]: Alright, well thanks for talking to me Hector.  Good luck on your SC2 exploits.
zoi[nK]: Same to you, hope you get your computer fixed so we can play some games :-)
koi[nK]: me too :(
koi[nK]: i'm waiting for a magic patch or something :(
zoi[nK]: Its ok, this last patch has left the game buggier in my experience.  The game crashes like after every 2-3 games at the moment.
koi[nK]: Suckas.
zoi[nK]: Lol.

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OmeGa[FF]
March 9th, 2010 12:26am #2OmeGa[FF]
Regular (11)

good read, as usual.  i just wouldve liked magicpot's flagging to be 'flagging of the week' :o
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/4741/omegacopy.png'If I had one arm, I would play WC3' - IntoTheWow
bin2iso
March 9th, 2010 2:11am #3bin2iso
Regular (22)

lol @ Panicbutton I for one dont find his brand of illiteracy funny, and by alot of users you mean dogpound standing up for his new SC freinds of the week, and we all keep his opinion in high regard :)
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ruby[FF]
March 9th, 2010 5:42am #4ruby[FF]
Regular (12)

your joke was kind of fail because i'm only a year out of hs, and most of this site is hs's so they all grab hs chicks.  come on beavo..
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DOG[G]FATHER
March 9th, 2010 7:50am #5DOG[G]FATHER
Regular (23)

your joke was kind of fail because i'm only a year out of hs, and most of this site is hs's so they all grab hs chicks.  come on beavo..


yawwwwn beavo edited it to save face rofl
so G that im almost an H the cheddar keeps rollin in all these squids do is hate
eXqUiSiTe[nK]
March 9th, 2010 8:41am #6eXqUiSiTe[nK]
Arch Admin (30) - NKexquisite.167

good read, as usual.  i just wouldve liked magicpot's flagging to be 'flagging of the week' :o


I advocated for it to be the flagging of the week, but no one listened to me :(
Contact Me! exquisite@vilegaming.com
bin2iso
March 9th, 2010 11:14am #7bin2iso
Regular (22)

yawwwwn beavo edited it to save face rofl


Your obviously confused, because the only thing edited was my first post in this thread which i added a second part to the statement, and not the actual joke about Cam. I told him ahead of time it was gonna be in their because i thought he was older and just never took it out. Unlike Dog i dont have to edit things 4 times to save face
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La.mOvie
March 9th, 2010 11:49am #8La.mOvie
Regular (6)

rofl gay asssssss interview both you are LAME
bin2iso
March 9th, 2010 12:11pm #9bin2iso
Regular (22)

Koi is lame i agree, still hope you die Koi!
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ruby[FF]
March 9th, 2010 12:22pm #10ruby[FF]
Regular (12)

beavo, not to side with alex but, you did edit it after I told you my age =]
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bin2iso
March 9th, 2010 12:32pm #11bin2iso
Regular (22)

You told me your age 3 days before this even came out?
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Jacob[fc]
March 9th, 2010 3:09pm #12Jacob[fc]
Arch Admin (28) - SgTDarKTeMp.944

What Cam is only 16?
http://i56.tinypic.com/11ryzdj.jpg
bin2iso
March 9th, 2010 3:20pm #13bin2iso
Regular (22)

19 apparently :)

Wish i was still that young
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DOG[G]FATHER
March 9th, 2010 4:22pm #14DOG[G]FATHER
Regular (23)

Your obviously confused, because the only thing edited was my first post in this thread which i added a second part to the statement, and not the actual joke about Cam. I told him ahead of time it was gonna be in their because i thought he was older and just never took it out. Unlike Dog i dont have to edit things 4 times to save face


unlike beavo, i dont have to edit flaggings to save face :D
so G that im almost an H the cheddar keeps rollin in all these squids do is hate
GaNgStEr_LoVe
March 9th, 2010 5:56pm #15GaNgStEr_LoVe
Hacker (3)

nice
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KinG-JaVs
March 11th, 2010 10:33am #16KinG-JaVs
Regular (16)

*The Fastest Possible #19

3/08/10


Pic of the week
By Beavo

Well when i came across this picture in the photo gallery one thing came to mind .... Jailbait. Posted by one King-Javs good to know some one other than Cam still picks up high school girls.
Image: http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e163/ .. Pics/2gugwv9.jpg
Well good sir i have only one reply to that



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I look good in that picture =]
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KinG-JaVs
March 11th, 2010 10:40am #17KinG-JaVs
Regular (16)

plus you guys are just jealous cuz i still pick up highschool girls, yall wish you were me =]
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bin2iso
March 11th, 2010 10:57am #18bin2iso
Regular (22)

More like wish i was still young enough to do that :(
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DOG[G]FATHER
March 11th, 2010 11:23am #19DOG[G]FATHER
Regular (23)

if i were gonna pick up high school girls theyd be wayy finer than those a cup ugly's
so G that im almost an H the cheddar keeps rollin in all these squids do is hate
KinG-JaVs
March 11th, 2010 4:29pm #20KinG-JaVs
Regular (16)

if i were gonna pick up high school girls theyd be wayy finer than those a cup ugly's


yea lets see?

More like wish i was still young enough to do that :(

haha i keep telling you theyre freshman in college, they old enough for you =] i just confirmed it today, i talked to the 2 white girls are theyre 19, the black girl is still 18 tho...
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