SWIFFER: "My sister is always going to the club but nobody ever dances SWIFFER"
BUDWEISER: "I really like her, BUDWEISER face so ugly?"
MUSHROOM: "When me and my friends get in the car, we cross the border, but there's not MUSHROOM"
JUAREZ: "My vieja slapped me and I said, JUAREZ your freaking problem?"
JULY: "You told me you were going to the store and JULY to me! JULYER!"
BISHOP: "We went to the movies and Lupe fell down and I had to pick the BISHOP!!"
JUICY: "Hey vato tell me if JUICY the cops."
BODYWASH: "I can't go to the cantina tonight cuz no BODYWASH my kids."
DEFENSE: "La migra chase me cause i jump DEFENSE!!"
If you have any others, post em up!
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